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by Vette guy
Wed Oct 19, 2022 7:55 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 152
Views: 7306

Re: Jokes

A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He responded. “Oh, catching any?” She asked. “Yep, two males, two females” said the husband. Intrigued with this information the woman asked: “How can ...
by Vette guy
Wed Oct 12, 2022 7:36 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 152
Views: 7306

Re: Jokes

An annual Pun Competition was held by the New York Times. Here are some submissions: 1. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 3. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 4. With her marriage, she got...
by Vette guy
Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:00 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 152
Views: 7306

Re: Jokes

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would d...
by Vette guy
Wed Sep 21, 2022 2:15 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 152
Views: 7306

Re: Jokes

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Ar...
by Vette guy
Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:49 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Memes
Replies: 294
Views: 132465

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by Vette guy
Tue Sep 13, 2022 2:30 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 152
Views: 7306

Alaskan Crabs

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper... "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. T...
by Vette guy
Wed Sep 07, 2022 7:12 pm
Forum: Being Prepared
Topic: Growing 6000 lbs of produce on 1/10 acre
Replies: 0
Views: 181

Growing 6000 lbs of produce on 1/10 acre

https://tinyhousetalk.com/family-grows-6000-lbs-of-food-on-110th-acre-urban-farm/ See also: https://www.urbanhomestead.org/ “In our society, growing food yourself has become the most radical of acts. It is truly the only effective protest, one that can-and will-overturn the corporate powers that be...