These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proof-reading would provide.... National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals". "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to g...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1005127713848463361.html 13. A new pesticide was invented in 1892 called lead arsenate near Boston, Mass to combat the spread of a foreign invader—the gypsy moth. It combined lead and arsenic together because it couldn’t be easily washed off. deq.state.va.us/Porta...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/11/dystopia-thousands-australians-unpaid-fines-breaking-covid-rules-bank-accounts-raided-property-siezed-tyrannical-government-chases-millions-fees/ Thousands of Australians With Unpaid Fines for Breaking Covid Rules Have Bank Accounts Raided and Property Seize...

A highway patrolman was on patrol one afternoon when he saw a car weave in its lane a bit. He decided to check it out and pulled the car over. He walked up to the drivers window and saw the driver was a little old lady in her eighties. He said ma’m, for my safety I have to ask if you have any weapon...

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Virus do NOT cause anything!

Virus are secreted from cells when they are poisoned.

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do some thing about it. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a...

A Man goes into a Bakers and asks for 2 Bread Rolls..?? The Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in a Paper Bag, He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag. The Man says :- "It’s nice to see you don’t Handle the Food".. The Sh...

Subject: Bob and the Blonde Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked...