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by Edgar Summer
Thu Nov 18, 2021 9:08 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Re: Jokes

Chat-up An Australian is sitting at a bar in Sydney and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.&...
by Edgar Summer
Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:23 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Re: Jokes

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I'd like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "You...
by Edgar Summer
Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:27 am
Forum: Covid-19, Lockdown, Masks, Hoax, etc.
Topic: When Doctors Kill
Replies: 10
Views: 73

NIH Admits Funding Gain-Of-Function COVID Experiments; Gives EcoHealth Five Days To Report Data

NIH Admits Funding Gain-Of-Function COVID Experiments; Gives EcoHealth Five Days To Report Data https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/nih-admits-funding-gain-function-covid-experiments-gives-ecohealth-five-days-report A top NIH official admitted in a Wednesday letter that the US-funded so-called "...
by Edgar Summer
Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:18 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Born again Christian

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wou...
by Edgar Summer
Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:16 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Chief Petty Officer

A crusty old Navy Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief Petty Officer for conversation. 'Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious ...
by Edgar Summer
Mon Oct 18, 2021 8:13 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Tampon

Two boys are walking down the street when one of them finds a dollar on the ground. Being a nice kid he decides to share it with his friend. “I’m going to buy a candy bar with my half of the dollar,” the friend says. “What are you going to buy?” “I’m going to buy a tampon,” the boy replies. “A tampo...
by Edgar Summer
Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:06 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Talking Parrot

A guy walks into a pet store, and sees a talking parrot, marked down to $5. The bird looks healthy and he figures what’s five bucks so he buys it and takes it home. Soon he discovers why the bird was discounted. All it does is curse day and night. He tries everything… covering it with a sheet, shush...
by Edgar Summer
Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:03 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

Proctologist

So this Proctologist ( all his accounts were in arrears) was in his office one day writing a prescription.

His nurse 👩‍⚕️ comes up to him and says , “excuse me doctor, but you are trying to write that prescription with a thermometer!!

proctologist replies “ oh shit!! Some asshole took my pen!!”
by Edgar Summer
Mon Oct 11, 2021 1:27 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 57
Views: 875

I'm married

A husband wakes up with The Mother Of All Hangovers. He dreads the lecture he’s about to get as this isn’t exactly his first time having stayed out too late and had a few too many. But instead as he rolls over he sees two aspirin, a glass of water and his clothes neatly folded. Taking the pills, he ...
by Edgar Summer
Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:28 am
Forum: Covid-19, Lockdown, Masks, Hoax, etc.
Topic: Vaccination Results
Replies: 69
Views: 3311

15-year-old California boy dies 2 days after second dose of COVID-19 vaccine

https://www.naturalnews.com/2021-10-07-california-boy-dies-after-covid-vaccine.html 15-year-old California boy dies 2 days after second dose of COVID-19 vaccine Thursday, October 07, 2021 by: Cassie B. (Natural News) A 15-year-old boy in Sonoma County, California, died tragically just two days afte...