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by Fred Flintstone
Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:55 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

Re: Jokes

A kid comes home from school. “Dad, I need your help on an essay question.” “Ok son, what is it? The kid says he needs a definition and a difference between hypothetical and realistic. The dad says, “Go ask your mom if she’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.” The kid does and comes back wi...
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:30 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

Can you see me?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are walking through a festival and stop in front of a street performer. He calls out, “Can everybody see me?” and they say no, so he climbs on top of a stage and asks, “Can you see me now?” They answer:

“Yes!”

“Oui!”

“­¡Si!”

“Ja!”
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:28 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

UFO

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, p...
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 21, 2021 2:43 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

The Mule

A guy's mule kicked his mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. During the visitation at the funeral home, a steady stream of men approached the mule's owner. Each man would say a few words, met by a nod, then a few more words, followed by a shake of the son-in-law's head. The funeral dire...
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 14, 2021 11:20 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

Pig with wooden leg

A salesman was visiting a farm, hoping to make a sale. As he drove in the yard he noticed in one of the pens that there was a pig with one wooden leg. When the farmer came out, the salesman said to the farmer: “I couldn’t help but notice your pig has a wooden leg” The farmer said: “Let me tell you a...
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 14, 2021 11:18 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

Lost me hat

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest almost fell down in shock when he saw him. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to attend Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I gotta be honest with you, Father. A while back, I mis...
by Fred Flintstone
Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:43 am
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 60
Views: 891

Cold Winter

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, t...
by Fred Flintstone
Sun Oct 10, 2021 7:08 pm
Forum: May as well laugh when you can
Topic: Memes
Replies: 140
Views: 6719

Re: Memes

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